So the Summer Hero Showdown on facebook has been going on for more than a week now. How could our heroes have reacted to the results?
Disclaimer: all statements are FOR Laughs. They do not reflect anything canon and are not to be taken seriously.
Day 1: Odachi vs Oracle
Odachi: Of course my victory is inevitable. Comparing me and Oracle is like comparing Gojira and Mothra!
Oracle: You mean you’re the king and I’m your queen? (smiles)
Odachi: Don’t put it like that!
Day 2: Cross vs Mauler
Cross: I can’t believe I lost to that bearded hippie! (gulps shot of wine,then throws the glass)
Mauler: Hey, keep doing that and I’ll throw you out of my club!
Day 3: Ghoul vs Moss
Moss: How could this be? I give up my health to heal and you pick that pyromaniac over me?!
Ghoul:(sobs) I won a poll! I can’t believe it!
Day 4: Brogan vs Heckler:
Brogan: What!? A junkpile of a convict won over me! How could this happen?!
Heckler: Hey, who’re you calling a junkpile, you old fart?
Brogan: Old fart? (cocks gun) You want a fight, bastard?
Heckler: Bring it on Beardo!!!
Day 4: Savage vs Matador
Matador: Hahaha! Gracias my amigos! I couldn’t have won without you!
Savage: (looks up from game) Hmm, I lost the poll? Oh wells… (returns to game)
Day 5: Kurtz vs Baron
Kurtz: Etch this into your mind, Baron. You and your Colonel will never win, for I fight for the greater good!
Baron: True. You win for now. But someday, I will be powerful, and you will…
(his speech is cut short by Kurtz’s Execute)
Day 6: Jarek vs Galante
Jarek: Well, how about that! You really are only good for making coffee! (smashes coffee machine)
Galante: (watching from afar) Someday, I will avenge you brother…
Day 7: Siren vs Kaishi
Siren:…( words can’t be heard due to loud music)
That’s it for the first week. I might make one for the second one